St. Greta says “how dare you!”
Earlier this month, a monster Midwestern thunderstorm called a derecho turned the skies over South Dakota a sickly green.
The new colors of the sky are so terrifying, they will spur us to action, @jetjocko says.
Here's why. ???? https://t.co/tMmvhDMKOD
— Insider (@thisisinsider) July 28, 2022
From the cult screed
The sky is supposed to be blue, dammit. I mean, come on. And if it isn’t? That’s a signal.
Earlier this month, a monster Midwestern thunderstorm called a derecho — 60 miles wide, with gusts up to 90 mph — turned the skies over South Dakota a sickly, ectoplasmic green. The internet did its WTF?! thing; images from social media went viral and then hit the news, followed by the requisite explainers. It all moved even faster than the storm itself — just as it did two years ago, when massive wildfires turned the skies over San Francisco a shade of Golden Gate orange. People freaked. And why not? It was real weird. Apocalyptically weird.
Wildfires and bad weather never happened before 1850, you know. It’s all very silly, like a really bad movie on the SyFy channel (do they do movies anymore? Seems like they’re always showing wrestling)
San Francisco orange and Sioux Falls green — along with the neutral taupe of Dubai during one of its recent, megacity-size sandstorms — are unprecedented sights in both vividness and severity. Derechos and wildfires and sandstorms have all happened before, but not like this. The difference: climate change, our dunderheaded anti-terraforming of Earth. Unseasonable, bigger, and more dangerous are hallmarks of the new world, where city skies are tuned to the color of a dead planet (with apologies to William Gibson’s “Neuromancer”).
Unprecedented? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. Can the cult prove it didn’t happen before the Modern Warm Period?
So maybe you’ll think it’s even weirder that I think this is great. We’re going to owe a kind of thank-you to the Earth’s scary new colorways — and to the evolutionary quirks of our eyes and brains that let us see color in the first place. Climate change has been going on for a century and a half. For most of that time, it has been so subtle that people couldn’t see it, or could ignore it. But our color vision is tailored for survival. When the sky turns green, we notice. I’m hoping the eldritch skies will get people to fight the coming climate catastrophe better than any dictionary-size international science report ever could.
Have you seen the movie Twister? Remember the scene about going green? Yeah, because tornadoes happened prior to 1850, and the skies would look scary.
Which is why the sudden and dramatic shift in the sky’s color could prove to be our salvation. First it was that bright, cyberpunk orange in San Francisco, when soot from unseasonably large wildfires — driven in part by climate-change-induced drought and heat — absorbed the blue wavelengths of sunlight and let through the reddish-orange. Then a layer of the Bay Area’s famous fog crept in underneath, scattering that light omnidirectionally. It was super creepy, and people noticed.
These people are a cult utterly divorced from science and history.
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